'Well, we did our bit in the never-ending battle against illiteracy.'
Grammar Diplomat Gifts
Looking for a gift for the grammar enthusiast who truly understands the power of language? Our curated collection features clever, stylish items that showcase their mastery of grammar with a humorous twist, perfect for anyone who delights in linguistics and proper punctuation. Whether it's a gift for a teacher, a writer, or a word lover, you'll find something that captures their passion.
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
Schengen
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Nation-building never works."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Flags
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
Pretty Flowers
"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"I need to see your budget proposal."
Neo-International Law
"Away with the warmonger!"
Inclusive speech
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
"National security adviser"
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'
Political convention
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
Israel/Palestine Conflict
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
Grammar Diplomat Gifts Collection
Grammar Diplomat Mugs
Discover our collection of grammar-themed mugs, perfect for anyone who loves a coffee break with a side of wit.
Grammar Diplomat Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring witty grammar cartoons—perfect for brightening up any space.
Grammar Diplomat Prints
Decorate with our fun and stylish grammar print collection, a must-see for language lovers.
Grammar Diplomat T-Shirts
Explore stylish t-shirts that celebrate grammar mastery and linguistic humor—ideal for language enthusiasts.