Graduation With A Finance Degree Mugs

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Day trading.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Eurobonds Explained.

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

'Idealist'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Atilla the Hun's Business School

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

"Investment strategy - fear."

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

We cater to the small investor.

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Consumer Confidence 50c

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'