Completing A Finance Degree Mugs

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Day trading.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

National Academy of Sport

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

Eurobonds Explained.

The early days of Warren Buffett.

The End of Trump?

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

Odd Mortarboards.

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Dangers of Inflationary Fiscal Policy

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Investment strategy - fear."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

We cater to the small investor.

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Dispute over pocket money

Consumer Confidence 50c

Euro crisis.

A chill wind is blowing...

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'