Graduation Goal-getter Pillows

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

The rope to success.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Student Debt

Targets

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

Woman and scales.

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Is this making it?'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Goal

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

'I'm a stay-at-home soccer mother.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"