Graduation Goal-getter Prints

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Graduates on their phones

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

The rope to success.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Student Debt

Targets

Megan Anna Rapinoe

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Medical school graduation gowns.

Woman and scales.

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Is this making it?'

Happy Graduation

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

Goal

Medical School Graduations.

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

'I'm a stay-at-home soccer mother.'

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'