Graduation From Psychology School Pillows

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Surfing the daily stress

Scientists are sexy

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

All Hail the Matriarchy

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Eureka!

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

Therapist School

Girls in Science

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'Idealist'

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

With the cost of a college education averaging $40,000 a year, many students are opting for one of the many new budget colleges.

math faculty

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."