Graduating From Psychology Program Pillows

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

Big Bang Theory.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Scientists are sexy

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"