Students Of Psychology Pillows

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

Let's try some word disassociation

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."