Starting A Psychology Course Pillows

Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

I love Science.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Study more to pass more tests.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all of my French philosophers."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

The Incredible Shrinking Room

Drawing graphs on a computer.

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Archeology 101.

"Looks like ol' Bucky's fallen way below us on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs."

Computer Science - Prof Smiley, Visiting Lecturer on Emoticons.

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Let's try talking about the Royal 'I'."

Human mood

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'I am doing some retraining.'

'I've been doing a home study course. Now I can echo in three languages!'