Starting A Psychology Course Pillows

Student to psychology teacher: 'Are we going to learn all the states? Like the state of contentment, state of being, and state of confusion? ...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

I love Science.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

Study more to pass more tests.

Let's try some word disassociation

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"I'm in a molting period. I'm shedding all of my French philosophers."

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

The Incredible Shrinking Room

Archeology 101.

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

"Looks like ol' Bucky's fallen way below us on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs."

Computer Science - Prof Smiley, Visiting Lecturer on Emoticons.

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

Human mood

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Let's try talking about the Royal 'I'."

'Speed reading course 7.00 to 7.05.'

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'I am doing some retraining.'