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"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Dancing Doctor

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'What's holding him up?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

En garde!

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

"Turn your head and cough."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

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