Graduation For School-related Chores Gifts

Family working together

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

I need to set upmy own company.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

School holidays

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"This is what I think of your stupid imaginary friend."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

Obedience School Graduation.

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

Parental Role Model

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Medical school graduation gowns.

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

Bell ringer.

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

'Once upon a time...'