Graduation For School-related Chores Prints

Family working together

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

I need to set upmy own company.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

School holidays

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Parental Role Model

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"But the Wi-Fi kept cutting out. The only choice they had left was to unplug the router, wait ten seconds, and THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!"

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'Their'll bee a reel seen when Dad gets a lode of this sea minus.'

Bell ringer.

'Once upon a time...'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."