Graduating With A History Degree Gifts

"Good thing about choosing history is that we'll never run out of material."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

The Art Student.

Flags

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

King George I

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Harry S. Truman

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

New Resident of Downing Street

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

MLK

Picasso: The Early Years

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

The wrecking crew!

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'