Graduating With A History Degree Mugs

"Good thing about choosing history is that we'll never run out of material."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

The Art Student.

Support the Ex-Troops

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Flags

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Away with the warmonger!"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

King George I

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Harry S. Truman

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Picasso: The Early Years

New Resident of Downing Street

MLK

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'