Graduation From History Program Gifts

"So can anyone tell me what this stands for?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Surfing the daily stress

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

King George I

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

MLK

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Lucky Stars.

Girls in Science

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'I see you have extensive experience eating, sleeping, and mating. That puts you two steps ahead of all the college graduates who have applied.'

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."