Student Of History Gifts

'I will not throw spears in class.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Flags

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Harry S. Truman

New Resident of Downing Street

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

The wrecking crew!

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Kamikaze Colour

Joe Biden

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.