Graduating Sibling Pillows

'..And remember, your success will be measured in how much you donate to the university's alumni fund.'

Big Bang Theory.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'You have failed on all counts...'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"