Graduating From Preschool Gifts

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

The adoration of the gels.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.