Graduating From Police Academy Pillows

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Happy.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Sabrage

Violinists.

School of Fish

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

'Call for back-up.'

'-but I'm only doing my job like you,officer!'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'Sometimes a police office has no choice but to use deadly force. Say for instance someone grabbed for your donut.'

Acting lessons.

'Here you are, Healy. Along with your badge you get a list of the area's donut shops.'

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

'Have you a jemmy handy, sarge? I was only trying to protect his head while putting him into the car!'