Graduating From Naval Academy Pillows

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

Remote control pirate bully

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Slip Ahoy!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Destroyers"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Admiral in the bath.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Bob found maps very misleading.

Iron clad sailors

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Sabrage

U Boat