Graduation From A Navigation Course Pillows

Bob found maps very misleading.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Slip Ahoy!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Saved...life is good!

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Moustached gentleman

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.