Grade Guardians Pillows

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

"You said you didn't want to see another bad report card so you'd better wear this blindfold."

"Aren't you worried about what my parents, relatives, and neighbors will think about this school if you only give me an A-?"

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

"He likes it."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

Examiners.

Beware of the Lawn

"Report card."

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'Mistakes were made...'

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

Spilled Milk

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

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