Grade Guardian Pillows

"Don't shoot the messenger."

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

'I haven't had any good grades since my wisdom tooth was pulled.'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Mistakes were made...'

'I know no child is supposed to be left behind, but they might make an exception in your case.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Great. Now, can I see the unredacted version of your report card?"

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

"Your grades are suffering. Ask your dad to stop helping you with your homework."

'If history keeps repeating itself, I'm going to be stuck with a D- for a long time.'

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Daddy's going to know who you are, son.'

"Mrs Hill, I'm calling to tell you that you got an F on Stewie's history essay..."

"Don't forget, I can access the school's archives to find out what your grades were."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

Beware of the Lawn

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

Examiners.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."