Graceful Spirit Gifts

Ballet Birthday

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"This is where I come to unwind."

Broken ankle.

Fortune Favours the Brave

Ballerina and the light switch.

"Boogie your socks off."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Rocking Horse Birthday

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."