Courageous Spirit Gifts

Fortune Favours the Brave

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Walkers

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I think I can". (train)

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Wishing Well

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Robin Hoods' Band. Member Auditions Today. Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Dopey are all fine qualities. But I'm leaning more towards "Merry".

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."