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Family saying grace

Grace For Flies

"Try thinking about something else."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Saying Grace.

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Mister Oedipus.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

Stealth grazing.

Be the grass...

Ice Fishing

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

'It's a moat.'

Bovine Fast Food

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

Is there life after digestion?

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'