Grace Sayers Gifts

Family saying grace

Grace For Flies

"Try thinking about something else."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Snail Pattern Balding.

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

Saying Grace.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Ice Fishing

Be the grass...

Stealth grazing.

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'Scram! -- I don't endorse candidates!'

'It's a moat.'

Is there life after digestion?

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'Sometimes it's good to see the big picture.'

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!