Gps Systems Pillows

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Recalculating route..."

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Recalculating!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Europe

Recalculating!

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

GPS flag in road

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'Backseat driver...'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

"When the mist clears, turn right."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"You destination is around the next curve."

GPS HIghway to Hell

"YIKES!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."