Gps Systems Pillows

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Recalculating route..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Recalculating!

Recalculating!

Europe

'Backseat driver...'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

GPS HIghway to Hell

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"