Gps Navigation Pillows

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Fast Lane.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Recalculating route..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

The Lost World: You are Here

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

You are here.

"I am not asking for directions."