Gps Navigators Pillows

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Captain in a storm

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

The Fast Lane.

"Recalculating route..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'