Governmental Policy Gifts

Let's have a drink for peace on Earth!

Hate Platforms

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Think Tank

Roe v. Wade

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

Budget