Governmental Policy Prints

Let's have a drink for peace on Earth!

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Hate Platforms

"Good boy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Budget

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."