Government Systems Gifts

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

A woman reads a book entitled "How to Deal with Bureaucracy Vol. 247".

'We merged our databases to save money.'

Child Support Agency Support Agency.

Dept of defense...

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

At the Starfleet DMV

"You're fired."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

Quality Control

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Government a la Carte

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus