Government Studies Gifts

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Planning Department.

"Sorry Billy, contrary to what you father told you the three branches of government are not fraud, waste and abuse."

Gladstone.

Federal grant money hooks state and local governments.

Government Centre for the Study of Government Study Centres.

"The government is committed to reducing its interference in the pension industry..."

GOP Democracy Bomb

Federal Bureau of Indian Affairs and Federal Bureau of Cowboy Affairs

When the feds combine offices: US department of commerce & immigration...importing, exporting, deporting

"In conclusion...I recall the words of Thomas Jefferson...'A government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take it all away!" "What the heck is WRONG with kids today?!"

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

Turkish Democracy

Ted Kennedy

Making the Police State Work For Us

Smells like Teen Democracy

Equal Time for All Christians

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."