Government Oversight Critic Pillows

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

DUNVOTIN

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Police Statetion

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"The Nominees"

The Emperor's New Clothes

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'