Government Oversight Critic Pillows

CIA TortureTapeGate

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

Police Statetion

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"The Nominees"

Bush farewell.

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Legalish

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)