Government Control Critic Pillows

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

DUNVOTIN

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

US Capitol Building Toppled

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Democracy Bleeds

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

The Government That Cried Wolf

The Harper Government