Government Control Critic Pillows

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

DUNVOTIN

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

'I'm not authorized to talk about that...I'll have to patch you through to our department of unspeakable evil.'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

The Harper Government

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

'I wouldn't put much faith into Senator Bludgeon's promise to immediately begin investigating the competition. After all, it takes 30 days just to make instant coffee in the Senate.'

Democracy Bleeds

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."