Government Minister Pillows

'Hello, expenses department...Could you put me through to technicalities support...'

'My wife? Say I'm not here - I told her I was a minister.' (Headline of newspaper reads - 'Smith resigns to spend more time with family.')

When questioned about the 'respect' agenda the 'respect czar' said we should **** have a few beers and *****lighten up!

It was becoming increasingly clear that James Moore would one day become Canada's heritage minister.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Anti-Agent

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Nation-building never works."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Mario Draghi

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Trump pardons

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"