Foreign Minister Pillows

"The important thing one needs to know about the Foreign Minister is that, by and large, he's full of baloney."

"America is to blame for what has become of us Russians!"

Synchronised Politics

"We prefer 'near-eastern', it's friendlier than 'mid-eastern'."

William Haig

Charles Maurice Talleyrand.

'Hey, Obama! -- Jimmy Carter called... He wants his foreign policy back!'

Foreign Minister Abdullah G?l.

The US Department of State meets the world head-on!

USA Russia diplomatic fight

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth