Foreign Minister Prints

"The important thing one needs to know about the Foreign Minister is that, by and large, he's full of baloney."

"America is to blame for what has become of us Russians!"

Synchronised Politics

"We prefer 'near-eastern', it's friendlier than 'mid-eastern'."

William Haig

Charles Maurice Talleyrand.

'Hey, Obama! -- Jimmy Carter called... He wants his foreign policy back!'

Foreign Minister Abdullah G?l.

The US Department of State meets the world head-on!

USA Russia diplomatic fight

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Pretty Flowers

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'