Government Management Pillows

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"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Anti-Agent

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

Archival Warfare

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Government a la Carte

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus