Government Politics Pillows

'Yes, it's a GM car. Government made.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

British savings accounts

"This position has become very important to the company."

The Anti-Agent

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Good boy."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Welcome to the future"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.