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'Yes, it's a GM car. Government made.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

British savings accounts

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Good boy."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Nation-building never works."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Welcome to the future"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Anti-Agent

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."