Government Policy T-Shirts

'What's that noise?'

"Give me a couple years, and I can answer your simple question about the new regulations."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Performance management

Department of Work and No Pension

Fiscal Cliff Drive.

NHS targets.

'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

"Let's face it, the taxpayer dollar doesn't go as far as it once did."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I'd be an irresponsible parent to let them out."

"You want both? C'mon - get serious - we can only afford one."

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

The modern American airport

Social Security Administration: 'Sorry, closed for reform.'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

The day the government stepped in to ensure our water was safe.

"The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'

'This is just a thought, but is there any way we could tax OTHER countries?'

Fort Australia

'Good news kids...The Government has promised to do something for hard-working families.'

"The Budget Committee needs to know - is the moat national security or infrastructure?"

Gary realised he should have taken the job at the Ministry of Arts.

Senator Yomp: 'Not ours, damnit! We want you to cut back on someone else's government benefits!'

Government Transport Plan

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I see you didn't get an obscene bonus last year. The government was counting on it."

Fiscal cliff

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'What have you got on how to apply for Government handouts?'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."