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One Minute Before Midnight!

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

Hate Platforms

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Trump leaving

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Roe v. Wade

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Economy

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"