Government Administration Pillows

'Bureaucracy ought to go! Its ugly influence spreads more and more throughout government ... But it's bread and butter for more and more of us, too'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

The Anti-Agent

"Good boy."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Mario Draghi

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Here and There Trays

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"National security adviser"