Government Processes Pillows

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

"It's a 300 page government questionaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

'You forgot the form number? No problem- Just fill out this form number request form.'

Tipping the I.R.S.

Government promises to cut adoption bureaucracy.

'Before they give us the funding they want to see a 3 year blind study, peer reviewed and carried out by a recognised academic authority . . .'

'Can you explain to me why you're not fit to work?'

Please take a number...Runaround excuse number: 37...

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

How governments work...

Labyrinth of bureaucracy

"If this turns out to be the right form, let me know."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

How government officials propose.

This is the Pentagon...

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

Have you thanked your congressional representative today?

Bureaucracy and family

Quality Control

'Here is your cocoon construction permit Sir...'

"Mr. President, we only have a few more executive order sheets left. Should I order a new pad?"

US Federal Statistics: Meaningful and Meaningless,

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

The bureau of tough-as-nails ladies in knit sweaters who have seen and heard it ALL, and had YOU pegged from a mile off.

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'The government wants to announce a target date for announcing a target number of targets they want to get rid of!'

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

Out to Audit.

Federal Department of Counter-productivity.

Danger! Bureaucratic Quicksand.

"Oh no! An emoji from the tax people."

"You'll need to fill out this form before we can assist you."