Government_procedures Pillows

“Sorry for the confusion but the “R” has fallen off our sign.”

Quality Control

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

social services cuts

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'We're out of duct tape.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Trumpled

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

'Wasn't that the Chancellor?'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Bureau of Red Tape

'This is what I mean about inadequate interagency cooperation.'