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Obama and Congress

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Good boy."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Oligarchy

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Trump Poutine

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Turkish Democracy

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Laughingstock

G7 Summit Concern

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.