Government Gurus Gifts

The Strings on Farm Subsidies.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Very Presidential."

Standard & Poor

Government and Opposition

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"With great power comes great reward."

Political Issues

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

New World Orders

Osborne's Tax Cuts

House vs. Senate

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'