Government Giggle Grabber Mugs

Civil & Uncivil Servants.

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'Why retire? Working a nonfunctioning - government is just like being retired.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

'The anger management class ruined our budget when they ordered love seats.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

Federal Bureau of Management and Budget - Visit our new website easy.comeasy.gov

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Ways and Means/Means and Ends

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

Beware Of The Hog...

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

Ideas that failed: The computer moose.

'Local council approved mugger. Beware of frauds.'

Easy TV Repair

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it will never get through congress."

"It's time I explained the Birds and Bees and PMS to you."

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'